⚠️⚠️ WELCOME TO THE OFFICAL UNOFFICAL TJ SYSADMIN WEB SITE!!!!! ⚠️⚠️ IF U ARE READING THIS UR ON THE INTERNET ⚠️⚠️ PLEASE DO NOT FILE A TICKET ABOUT THIS WEBSITE ⚠️⚠️

🚧🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 2003 🚧🚧

~~ TJ SySaDmInS ~~

we keep the servers running (mostly) (sometimes) (pls)

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!!! NEW !!! we have a website now !!! NEW !!!

NAVIGATON

🏠 Home (u are here)

🖥️ Server Status (dont look)

📋 Submit a Ticket (we will read it eventually)

🔑 Forgot Password? (same)

🐧 Linux Propaganda

☕ Coffee Fund

📟 Contact Us (no)

🔗 Webring →

[broken image of a very cool penguin]

📢 ANOUNCEMENTS 📢

root@csl:~$ cat /etc/motd
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Welcome! This system is monitored.
By "monitored" we mean someone
glances at Grafana between classes.
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root@csl:~$ sudo make me a sandwich
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10/03/2026 — Ion is up. Probably. If Ion is down, please do not come to the lab and ask if Ion is down. We know Ion is down. Ion knows Ion is down.

09/28/2026 — Someone ran rm -rf / on a workstation "to see what happens." Now u know. Reimaging is underway. 🙃

09/15/2026 — Reminder that the printer is not a sysadmin responsibility. The printer is nobody's responsibility. The printer answers to no one. 🖨️👹

09/01/2026 — Kerberos tickets now expire after 10 hours, which is still longer than our attention span.

08/20/2026 — We migrated something. We're not sure what. Please report anything that is suddenly different.

🛠️ TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE 🛠️

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and not turning it back on?
Have you tried sudo? (u are not in sudoers. this incident will be reported.)
Is it DNS? It's DNS.
If it is not DNS, see step 4.
Sacrifice one (1) Ethernet cable to the server room.

🖥️ LIVE SERVER STATUS 🖥️

Ion	🟢 UP
Director	🟡 VIBING
LDAP	🔴 ???
The Printer	💀 HAUNTED
Our Sleep Schedule	🔴 DOWN SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR

SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!!!

xX_k3rn3l_Xx wrote:
"nice site"

anonymous wrote:
"why is ion down"

a teacher wrote:
"the projector in room 2xx isnt working"

sysadmin wrote:
"we dont do projectors"

the printer wrote:
"PC LOAD LETTER"

Click below 4 FREE ROOT ACCESS:

if u can read this ur standing too close to the monitor

🌐 Part of the Sysadmins Who Have Not Slept WebRing 🌐
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